Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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