I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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