i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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