Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
and eventually we just all took our pants off
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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