Plan B is the new Plan A
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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