Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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