i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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