fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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