I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I puked a lego.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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