I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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