my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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