I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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