can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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