Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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