Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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