why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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