Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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