quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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