guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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