But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My apartment stinks of burning failure
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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