At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Randomize
