she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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