had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I'm passing your future prison.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Randomize
