If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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