maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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