if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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