i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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