dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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