And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I queefed so loud it echoed.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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