I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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