At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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