is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
grandma shit on top of the toilet
The best revenge is premature balding
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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