Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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