Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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