It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
