Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk