but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I