i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
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I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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