Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Randomize
