i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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