sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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