If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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