yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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