Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
