I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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