I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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