Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
