ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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