This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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