We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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