he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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