is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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