i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
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