Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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