There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
farters have to be the big spoon...
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Randomize
