im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We are two peas in an std pod
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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