hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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