Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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