Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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