So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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